When Karmen and I were younger and in travel mode, we had the opportunity to visit several countries in which English was not the native language. One one of these trips, we had the idea to create a company that would produce t-shirts for exclusive sale in the foreign market. Our corporation would be called "Very Better T-Shirt's", and each garment would bear random English words or phrases, including as many apostrophe's as possible. (Yes, I did that on purpose.)
Our enterprise never got off the ground, so the idea is still up for grabs. However, you will have some competition from whatever company produced the sweatshirt with this slogan (seen at the bus terminal in Ipiales not too long ago).