Q: What's a person to do when the mattress that they usually use is nowhere to be found at bedtime?
A: Steal the mattress from the crib next door (that's not being used).
Q: Won't that be a bit too small?
A: Yes. But if we sleep curled up in a ball, we will also be small.
Q: What if your co-worker also locates a playpen mattress?
A: We will use that for our feet.
One mattress
Two mattresses
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