And this, Kyle and Kalynn, is why I constantly seem to be in need of white shirts

On this particular occasion, the offending stains came from a melon being eaten by a baby that I was holding.  I couldn't get too worked up about it since she was so cute, and I rather knew ahead of time that I was putting myself in a dangerous situation.  Besides, as it turned out, the stains came out with very little effort.  Whew!